'Somewhere, West of the Nile' (Parody by GwydionPendragon aka Gwyd) 'Sung to the tune of Somewhere, Over the rainbow
Somewhere, West of the Nile, Way up high, There's a Uni that I heard of once in the lullaby, Somewhere, West of the Nile, All Night through, Any Mushroom that you care to eat, really tastes great too. Someday I'll gather up some tar, and build a ferry to sail far behind me! Where all wine taste like honey pots, and the land isn't covered by mine outcrops, that's where you'll find me... Somewhere, West of the Nile, Fireworks fly, Fireworks shoot over the Nile, Why then oh, Why can't I? If happy little glowers fly, over the Nile, why then oh why...can't...I????
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ATITD Song Parodies - 1st September 2003 These were written by members of the community on the ATITD.net forum. 'River of Dreams' (Parody by Engel) 'Ghetto Superstar' (Parody by Lyekka) 'Margaritaville' (Parody by thedude) 'You can call me Al' (Parody by Arion) 'War Pigs' (Parody by Matashi) M*A*S*H theme (Parody by AntmanMike) 'Sleigh Ride' (Parody by Freakshow) 'Flash Gordan' (Parody by Hekatef) 'Walk Like an Egyptian' (Parody by Narkho) 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (Parody by antichaos) 'Homeward Bound' (Parody by EHUDs_Rhino) Sung to the tune of 'River of Dreams' by Billy Joel (Parody by Engel) In the in the middle of a I go walking in the In the in the m iddle of a.. I go walking in the In the middle of the desert I go walking half asleep From the mountains of Sinai To the river so deep.. I must be looking or something.. Something planted but lost... But the river is wide. And there goes my papyrus... Even so, I know the river is wide I walk down every inch and scan the whole shore I try to cross and get the opposite side Before someone poaches what I've been looking for... In the middle of the desert Through the Valley of Kings To the river so deep I've been searching for something... Planted with all my soul Wishing I would never lose.. But something somebody stole.. I don't know why I go planting all night But now I'm tired and I don't want to walk anymore It won't take me all night To Waypoint back to the Red Sea shore. In the middle of the desert. I go walking half asleep Through the Desert of Shades To the river so deep I know I'm searching for something Plants I know I can find And they can always be seen All the way from the other side. In the middle of the desert. I'm not sure I have a real life after this Teppy knows I've been a dilligent woman Baptized by the Nile I wade Into the river that is running to the promised land In the middle of the desert. Sung to the tune of 'Ghetto Superstar' (Parody by Lyekka) Egypt superstar, that is what you are, Coming from afar looking for some ore. Come away with me to the WG, And we'll go dowsing together, aha, From the Eastern Grounds to Old Egypt, aha. Sung to the tune of 'Margaritaville' (Parody by thedude) I dont know the reason Stayed here all weekend Nothin to show but this brand new statue But its a real beauty An Octec Cutie. How it got here i havent a clue Wastin away again in TeppysEgyptville Searchin for my lost mentor shrine Some people say theres a stranger to blame But i know. Its "Somebody"'s fault Blew out a sandal Stepped on a candle Burned my feet had to WP home But theres grapes in the blender And soon it will render That fruity concontion that helps me hang on Wastin away again in TeppysEgyptville Searchin for my lost mentor shrine Some people say theres a stranger to blame But i know. Its my own damn fault Sung to the tune of 'You can call me Al' (Parody by Arion) A man walks down the street and says, "Why's it the same speed in the middle here? Why's it the same speed in the middle when the Rest of the ground is so hard? I need a dinner with the Pharaoh. I want to fire my OI. Don't wanna end up a soloer in the soloer graveyard. Campgriefer! Campgriefer! Mushrooms in the moonlight Far away my well-lit door. Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly, Get this barley away from me. You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore. (Chorus) If you'll guard my flax for me I can be your long lost pal. I can call you Teppy. And Teppy when you call me You can call me Al-Ithnosnekptari. Sung to the tune of 'War Pigs' by Black Sabbath (Parody by Matashi) Smelters gathered in their masses just like witches at black masses evil minds that plot construction sorcerers of death's pollution in the fields the bonfires burning as the dirty pots keep burning death and hatred to fishkind poisoning their brainwashed minds... Oh lord yeah! Leader initiates hide themselves away they only started the burn Why should they go out to trade? They leave that role to the poor Time will tell on their power minds Smelting ore just for fun Treating trees just like pawns in chess Wait 'till their re-launch day comes, yeah! Now in darkness, fish stop spawning as the dirty pots keep burning No more smelters of the power Hand of Pharaoh's struck the hour Day of judgment, Pharaoh's calling On their knees, the smelters crawling Begging mercy for their sins Stranger, laughing, spreads his wings ALL RIGHT NOW! Sung to the tune of the M*A*S*H theme (Parody by AntmanMike) Thru early morning sand I see Visions of the work to be. The work that is withheld for me. I flax and dry and I can see... Flaxxing is painless It brings on... many products... And I can take or clean them, if I please... The game of ATITD is hard to play... Gonna win it anyway Lest the Stranger have his way. So this is all I have to say... Flaxxing is painless It brings on... many products... And I can take or clean them, if I please... The sevenblades will pierce our skin. I always win when it begins. But as the game drones on in... The game grows tougher watch him grin.... Flaxxing is painless... It brings on... many products... And I can take or clean them, if I please... The Pharaoh once requested me... To answer questions that are key... What is 2+2+3... And I was macroing let it be! Flaxxing is painless. It brings on... many products... And I can take or clean them, if I please.... And you can take or clean them, if... you.... please.... Sung to the tune of 'Sleigh Ride' (Parody by Freakshow) Just hear those shovels jingling ring ting tingling too. Come on it's lovely weather for a dig here together with you. Our cheeks are red and huffing our feets are scuffing these stones. Our spines are sore and curvin' "Now take a serving lazybones!" dig-em-up dig-em-up dig-em-up let's go! Give Taral the stones! We're doing it all again Sunday at 0,0! Sung to the tune of 'Flash Gordan' (Parody by Hekatef) dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum FLAX! AH-AHH! Savior of the universe! dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum FLAX! AH-AHH! Grown by every one of us! dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum FLAX! AH-AHH! It's a miracle! Rope for every one of us! Lint for every one of us! Used in everything we have Every tent, every banner Every sculpture, every mine -- yes, flax Just a plant, with a plant's uses You know with nothing but a plant We can never fail No one but the green of thumb Can grow barley well, but that's Not so with flax ... dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum "Flax! Flax, I love you! But we only have 18 hours before the hackling rake falls apart!" FLAX! Sung to the tune of 'Walk Like an Egyptian' (Parody by Narkho) All the old paintings on the tomb They do the same dance , and worse If they move to quick (oh wey oh) They falling down to last ressort All the bazaar men by the Nile They got the money an a mint Gold...err...wires ( oh wey oh) They snap their theeth on your ash Foreign types with their wacky-sticks say Ay oh whey oh whey oh Walk like an egyptian The blonde mistress takes her mirror They spinned around and broke the score They ve got the more (oh wey oh) You drop your drink, you re getting more All the schools kids so sick of books They like the dung and the metal batch When the buzzer ring (oh wey oh) They re walking like an egyptian Slide your feet up the tile road, bend your back Shift your arm then put it back Life is hard you know (oh wey oh) So strike a pose as asian influence If you want to find all the VoK They re hanging out at the donut mountain They dig and dance (oh wey oh) Spin the grinder, try the trees to get a hen All the yankees with their TN The party boys calling a GM And all you people know (oh wey oh) We are walking like an egyptian Ay oh wey oh, ay oh whey oh We walk like an egyptian Egyptian Rhapsody, Sung to the tune of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (Parody by antichaos) Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a sandslide, No escape from ATITD. Open your eyes, look up from your mines and see, I'm just an immignant, need someone to mentor me, Because I'm easy come, easy go, little lint, little tow, Any way the flax grows doesn't really matter to me, to me. Mama just killed a sheep, Grew onions for it to eat, chopped its head off, now its meat. Mama, life had just begun, But now I find I have to pay to play. Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, and salvage all my buildings.. Too late, bedtime has come, Sends shivers down my spine, wrist is aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooh, I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never done Architecture. I see a little chat bubble of a man, Soloer, Soloer, can you start a Flax gin? - NO. Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me. (Large Sapphire.) Large Sapphire. (Large Sapphire.) Large Sapphire, Large Sapphire where are you? Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy way out in WG, Spare him the run all the way to OE. Easy come, easy go, will you let me grow. Pollution! No, we will not let you grow. (Let him grow!) Pollution! We will not let you grow. (Let him grow!) Pollution! We will not let you grow. (Let me grow!) Will not let you grow. (Let me grow!) Will not let you grow. (Let me grow!) Ah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. (Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me grow. The Stranger has made Devalin the first DP, DP, DP! So you think you can grief me and build on my land? So you think you can trade me some canvas for sand? Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby, Just kick you out, just kick you right outta here Nothing really matters, in ATITD, Nothing really matters, Nothing really matters to me. Campward Bound, Sung to the tune of 'Homeward Bound' (Parody by EHUDs_Rhino) I'm sitting here in Pharaoh's nation Got a waypoint to my destination, mmm On a tour of Pilgrim Shrines (At least the Iron Ore one's mine) And every stop is neatly planned For a Worshipper and a six-man band CHORUS: Campward bound, I wish I was Campward bound Camp, where my camel's waiting Camp, where my sheep are mating Camp, where my guildmate's waiting patiently for me And every day's an endless run Of Cactus Sap and Bedouin "fun," mmm But each camp looks the same to me The Guild Halls and the Brick Machines And each "Somebody's" chat box I see Reminds me that I long to be Campward bound, I wish I was Campward bound Camp, where my camel's waiting Camp, where my sheep are mating Camp, where my guildmate's waiting patiently for me Tonight I'll hunt for shrooms again And I'll "acrobat?" and pretend, mmm But all my moves come back to me In shades of students following Like Teppy wants to laugh at me I need someone to come teach me Campward bound, I wish I was Campward bound Camp, where my camel's waiting Camp, where my sheep are mating Camp, where my guildmate's waiting patiently for me