Fungi Pole
We've all experienced the frustration of just out of reach mushrooms. In order to curb such frustrations, I petition for the use of a Fungi Pole: Either created from treated boards, a smithable item, or fashioned from a Fishing Pole and rope, a Fungis Pole would increase the shroom stock and trade in Egypt.
Mass Emote
Egypt is a land of hopes and dreams. A land where boundless imagination couples with grinding determination. We, the careful, kind, and courageous of Egypt know this in our hearts and minds. Yet in our stellar attempt to reach perfection we have often stumbled over our own mind-numbing, moronic insipidness. Such ineptitude is extremely detrimental to the overall mental health of us, Egypt's citizens.
In order to combat such frustrations, and alleviate the physical risk of violence, let a petition be henceforth ascribed: New Emotes for the purpose of social pleasure - Forehead Slap, Shrug (aka 'WTF'), B*tchslap, Wave Arms & Run (aka Bung Stung), Free Bird (aka Finger)