Morning egypt. Its a bright day here in cots, the birds are fluttering, the animals are resting, yes a true day in egypt. The only thing keeping civilians of cots awake is the most recent attack! The Yinepu's have attacked UArt, in the process of the terrable attack 2 scientists were killed and all the test frogs injured. The monters alos ate all of the science donations, even the paint!!!! After this attack cots dp has ordered full alert, as is: "People of cots, i am sorry to report the attacks are worse. We must be on full alert at all times, do not use mines around 5 pm to 8 am and do not walk around any unpopulated areas without a buddy." This has raised the tention in cots by a large amount, but they are still booming with tourists and civilians. This attack also made the UBody wonder if they can make a better weapon to use against the monsters, they are under 24/7 shifts to bring cots new and advanced weapons. More news when it comes available, WiE out.
Morning egypt, today we will discuss how to defend yourself. To keep safe from an attack all you need is one of thse precious weapons the egyptian army has, sadly though you cant buy one. But there is still hope for us in need of security, presenting the home-made shotgun. Its very easy to make and is very efficient. All you need is 1 copper pipe, 1 iron bar, flint metal, 1 copper plate, gunpowder, paper, and gravel, you may consider making a stock with some wood. first off weld the copper plate to the back of the pipe, or the front. Then get your wood, carve a stoc that will fit your shoulder. Weld the excess copper from the copper plate were its only blocking the barrel. drill a hole on the stock and tick it on the coverd part of the barrel. drill a hole thru the top of the barrel very small were only some twine can get thru. soak a peice of twine in flint metal for 1 week, while waiting cut the iron bar into a ball were it will fit in the berrel, make sure the ball is like a filler, as if you were going to fill the strongest wood in the world, then drill 1/6 inch holes thru the ball, were no matter how its shoved in the barrel sparks can go thru the holes. when the twine is done soaking put it thru the hole in the barrel and shove the ball into the barrel making sure it is pressed against the string. check your gun for mistakes, if there are non pour the gunpowder into the barrel, shove the paper were its holding back the powder and put the gravel in, then more paper to hold the gravel. And your done, youve got yourself a dangerous, yet revolutionary gun.
Major report: A member to the third regimate has unexpedictly died while flying. After a crew of medics arived at the scene all that remained was ashes. Even after extensive study we have no clue of what happened. Although scientists of body believe it was internal combustion, but we all know there fruit loops.
The egyptian investigator regimate (3rd) descided to name the sand monsters as Yinepu's. On a more informative note, the regimate has discovered that when you drop a beetle down a mine in attemt to initiate into worship you are feeding the Yinepu's. So we strongly suggest treating your beelte before using it in an attemt to kill of the monsters. The regimate have also discovered that the things the Yinepu's have been undiiging are old artifacts, not more monsters. Which brings up the question, are they diiging for the artifacts, and why?
As the 3rd regiment of bunnys flew over wgypt in gliders we have got reports that the sand mansters are indeed scared of light. In which case we strongly suggest each and every civilian of egypt carrys 5 wood and a flint kit. More reports tomarrow.
On 5-21-05, Lelani made a report of a new species of animals found, the sand monsters. She noticed a monster come out of a mine at night 2 days before the announcement. When we noticed the monsters may be a threat she announced to not mine at night, for thats when they come out. But not everyone got the reort, and an unknown player mined exactly 34 min. afterwards, when it was dark and released a group of the monsters. So far the monsters have been digging huge holes and more of the monsters have been emmerging from underground. The reports go as so:
Lelani: Evening Karnak...Remember, no mining after midnight, sand monsters might come after you. Bye! :) Lelani: If in the case that a sand monster comes after you, don't run. Your best method of survival is to keep some jugs of water on you, or maybe a bonfire. Sand monsters don't like fire. Michaelk: A new report in, an army of sand monsters have entered cots. The casulty count is 42 rabbits, 1 falcon, and 2 dumb sheep that attempted to eat one of the sand monsters, thinking they were grass. We believe the sheep had smoked some lily and had fruity wine before the attack. The events team has descided to evacuate cots and orginize the egyptian army. More reports when info is available.
Although it is not confermed that he monsters are afraid of light, we will know if this is true when it becomes morning.