Krazny's Nuts
<--- bad nut (note the small tail)
History
The subject of much recent discussion in
The Hive, Krazny's nuts comprise a group of legumes formerly native to the swamps of Albania. Little is known of these nuts, other than that they're the favorite food of the Upper-Ukranian Banded Jumping Weasel - a harsh condition since they've never actually found any.
Known Sightings
Krazny's Nuts are still mysterious. While it's speculated that they may be found on a solitary double-trunked tree somewhere in Egypt, it is doubted they have reached the maturity necessary to be seen with the naked eye. If you do find these nuts, they come in a small, smooth sac that should be slit up the middle with a
glass knife or better. Be careful not to damage the nuts themselves, they are very delicate and very rare. Two of a kind you might say.