Justin: well once upon a time, there was apoor lonely little slate shovel.
Justin: and all it did was dream one day of tunring into a bright shiny Q9k+ shovel....
Justin: it was tired of sitting all alone and unused in the bottom of a chest...
Justin: then one day the chest was opened and it was taken out. This was its chance to shine! it was going to be used, for a dig! and it was going to dig it's little shovel heart out.
Justin: until to its horror, it was thrown into a sacrificial bonfire....
Justin: it's little shovel soul went up and up in the smoke from the bonfire....
Justin: then it felt itself being pulled, down and down, into a shapeless mass of metal.
Justin: then someone started pounding it, hitting it with a hammer... it looked up to see... zomboe!
Justin: and it realised whenit had a nice smooth wooden handle fitted that all its dreams had come true, and it was now a Q9999 shovel!
Justin: the END