FiL=Fine in Linen
| Name | FiL | Charged with | Date |
| Mau | 1+2i | Editing this page. | Today |
| Megrez | 3 | Declaring shenanigans on anothers declaration of shenanigans | Peret I-13 |
| Galahad | 4 | Referred to his eighth hen as "Hen"ry the 8th | Peret I-25 |
| Tealc | 5 | Shouting "I am the king of the world" from a small hill | Peret II-8 |
| Arabu | 7 | Reminding Pixbo (my RL wife) that "What Not To Wear" was on TV, prompting her to turn it on | Peret II-16 |
| Megrez | 3 | Singing Barry White "Cant get enough of your love, babe" in public | Peret III-4 |
| Galahad | 10 | Admittingly responsible for an egypt-wide herpes outbreak: "i do dates while i do my herp runs" | Peret III-23 |
| Mau | 3 | No explanation really needed for "Ive been sleeping with my sheep for days on end" | Peret IV-11 |
| Omari | 4 | Conducting a Chat Asphyxiation* without an operators license | Peret IV-16 |
| Pilgrammage | 11 | Ran through Qatara terrorizing the locals by running through frontyards and cutting through backyards (Imradan, Guvwen, Sadeh, Eldra, Narafeti, Simic, Nebakhom) | Shemu I-26 |
| Imradan | 3 | While on his pilgrimmage rampage, stopped to steal a tangy orange | Shemu I-26 |
| Omari | 3 | Serving a wine "overflowing with flavors of fennec" | Shemu I-29 |
| Megrez | 3 | Raising suspicion that he is in league with aliens from VoK, herding unaware Qatarans in the LoL area for easy abduction. | Shemu II-27 |
| Waggfhysh | 4 | For telling the joke A horse goes into Joes Bar, Joe comes over and asks "Why the long face?" No, seriously. | Shemu IV-19 |