Whereas the citizens of Egypt are subjected to Tests of great difficulty, and
Whereas these Tests often require tasks of intense Focus, and
Whereas loss of Focus on these tasks may result in potentially catastrophic results, and
Whereas there are individuals within the society who have failed to demonstrate a fair level of well-mindedness, and
Whereas such individuals have caused loss of Focus to others, and caused them to flee for sanity,
Be it proposed that such an individual must wear a tinfoil hat, and henceforth be referred to as Disturbed.
Upon witnessing an individual behaving in the manner stated, it shall be the responsibility of the witness to register a petition with the University of Leadership.
With 21 distinct signatures and a notarization by a Demi-Pharaoh, the accused shall be branded Disturbed for a period of two hours for the first offense and twenty-four hours for the second offense.
If a Disturbed commits a third offense, the tinfoil hat shall be made permanent, and it shall be augmented with a lantern made from an old shoe illuminated with fish oil, and the bearer shall be further branded a Ninnyhammer.
The glow of the lantern shall be sufficient that it illuminates an area 100 feet in radius about the bearer, day and night.
The lantern shall serve as ample warning to the saner citizens of Egypt that at any moment the Ninnyhammer may spew forth a stream of blithering commentary, the likes of which few can stomach.