The most mystical of all days. Originally this magic day was only on September 19th of each year. This wasn't enough for the people of #atitd, so they decided that instead, they would celebrate on the 22nd of each month. From that day forward, on the 22nd of each month, we all don our pirate tags and pillage the land for 24 hours. Talking in a non-pirate fashion is grounds for keel-hauling.
Arrrr.
Pirate day was founded by the legendary duo Haggis and Aukks. That Dave Barry guy is just big phony.