Calixes' Absurdly Helpful Wine Guide
The current vintage is: 61 (Year 6 Akhet-II)
Suite de Q Simplified Tend Table
| State | Action | Cost |
| Fat | Trim | -1 vigor |
| Musty | Trim | -5 vigor |
| Rustle | Shade | -6 vigor |
| Sagging | Shade | -12 vigor, -3 grapes |
| Shimmer | Pinch | -5 vigor |
| Shrivel | Pinch | -2 vigor |
| Wilting | Shade | -5 vigor |
Good quality, variable sugar, no tannin, occasionally produces red/dark red but usually produces white.
Baldur #26 Simplified Tend Table
| State | Action | Cost |
| sagging | Tie | -10 Vigor |
| Wilting | Shade | -5 Vigor |
| musty | Aerate | -2 Vigor |
| fat | Trim | -1 Vigor |
| rustle | Spread | -6 Vigor |
| shrivel | Pinch | -2 Vigor |
| Shimmer | Pinch | -2 Vigor |
Eigam Bronze Simplified Tend Table
| state | action | cost |
| Sagging | mist | -3 Vigor |
| Wilting | shade | -5 Vigor |
| Musty | spread | -1 Vigor |
| Fat | tie | -2 Vigor |
| Rustle | trim | -1 Vigor |
| Shrivel | pinch | -2 Vigor |
| Shimmer | mist | -7 vigor, -4 grapes |
Use 3 Baldur #26 for high quality + 1 Eigam Bronze for high sugar. Acid, tannin, color untested.
Vineyards
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Location
Code
Age
Overflowing
Bursting
Intense
Ample
Displays
Hints of
Fluttering |
Only the most specific version of a flavor detected is listed. "Age" is for the age of the wine at last test; if there is an age but no flavors it means the wine was still thin (no tastable flavors). "Code" is the letter used on the bottle after the group name.
Mihe Group
Mihe group are at Mihe's camp - range (610 to 690), (-710 to -740) except unbuildable locations and where buildings are. Absent coding letters: A, Y, Z.
| Location | Code | Age | Overflowing | Bursting | Intense | Ample | Displays | Hints of | Fluttering |
| 680, -710 | B | 3 | Citrus Notes | Burnt Toast | |||||
| 650, -710 | C | 2 | Mint | Chocolate | |||||
| 640, -710 | D | 2 | Mint | Grapefruit | Chocolate | ||||
| 630, -710 | E | 2 | Citrus Notes | ||||||
| 620, -710 | F | 2 | Bell Pepper | ||||||
| 610, -710 | G | 2 | Burnt Toast | ||||||
| 620, -720 | H | 2 | Linalool | Burnt Toast | |||||
| 630, -720 | I | 2 | Coffee | ||||||
| 640, -720 | J | 2 | Freshness | Chocolate | |||||
| 650, -720 | K | 2 | Stemmy | Mint | Chocolate | ||||
| 690, -720 | L | 2 | Stemmy | Burnt Toast | |||||
| 670, -730 | M | 2 | Asparagus | Strawberry | |||||
| 650, -730 | N | 2 | Vegetables | Asparagus | Hazelnut | Chocolate | |||
| 640, -730 | O | 2 | Lactic Acid | ||||||
| 630, -730 | P | 2 | Burnt Toast | Fruit | |||||
| 620, -730 | Q | 2 | Raspberry | Butterscotch | Burnt Toast | ||||
| 610, -740 | R | 2 | Burnt Toast, Ethanol | Butterscotch | |||||
| 630, -740 | S | 2 | Peach, Ethanol | ||||||
| 640, -740 | T | 2 | Asparagus | Caramelization | |||||
| 650, -740 | U | 3 | Cooked Notes | Butterscotch | |||||
| 660, -740 | V | 2 | Asparagus | Butterscotch | Hazelnut | ||||
| 680, -740 | W | 2 | Ethanol | ||||||
| 690, -740 | X | 3 | Butterscotch, Burnt Toast | Ethanol |
Animal House Group
Animal House group are at Mihe's camp, north of Mihe group - range (610 to 690), (-670 to -700) except unbuildable locations and where buildings are. Absent letters: X, Y, Z
| Location | Code | Age | Overflowing | Bursting | Intense | Ample | Displays | Hints | Fluttering |
| 690, -700 | A | ||||||||
| 680, -700 | B | ||||||||
| 660, -700 | C | ||||||||
| 650, -700 | D | ||||||||
| 640, -700 | E | ||||||||
| 630, -700 | F | ||||||||
| 620, -700 | G | ||||||||
| 610, -690 | H | ||||||||
| 620, -690 | I | ||||||||
| 630, -690 | J | ||||||||
| 640, -690 | K | ||||||||
| 650, -690 | L | ||||||||
| 660, -690 | M | ||||||||
| 680, -690 | N | ||||||||
| 670, -680 | O | ||||||||
| 650, -680 | P | ||||||||
| 640, -680 | Q | ||||||||
| 630, -680 | R | ||||||||
| 620, -680 | S | ||||||||
| 630, -670 | T | ||||||||
| 640, -670 | U | ||||||||
| 650, -670 | V | ||||||||
| 670, -670 | W |
Wines
Quality
"Pleasant" or "Hint of character" may not be good enough for quality requirements."Passable" is good enough for Beginner quality requirements.
All other quality listings are good enough for Enthusiast quality requirements.
Only "Pharaoh's private collection" is good enough for the Sommelier book.
Flavors
Only the most specific version of a flavor detected is listed. The age at last test is shown in parenthesis. Not all flavors are immediately detectable - see this list for when they can be detected.
RS
The residual sugar at bottling.10.1 (to assure not rounded down) or 10+ ("delicious sweetness" message) is enough to qualify for the sweet Enthusiast requirement.
Much higher sugar is required for the Sommelier book.
Non-Code Wines
| Name | Vintage | Stock | Flavors | Quality | Alc | RS | Tannin | Acid | Color |
| Nefer-Bast #1 (code deleted) | 51 | 1 | Grapefruit, Burnt Toast, Ethanol, Tree Fruit (3) | Luxury | 0% | 10+ | unknown | unknown | unknown |
| Mihe A #1 (code deleted) | 54 | 6 | Pungency, Citrus Notes (0) | Historic | 13.0% | 28.8 | 2.0 | 1.4 | white |
| Mihe A #2 (code deleted) | 55 | 5 | Ethanol, Citrust Notes (0) | Historic | 13.0% | 32.6 | 1.9 | 1.7 | white |
| lazybum trash | 53 | 8 | Asparagus, Chocolate, Mint (2) | Historic | 13.3% | 14.5 | 0.6 | 0.7 | white |
| teper #314 | 53 | 14 | Linalool (2) | Spectacular | 15.6% | 16.3 | 1.8 | 0.5 | white |
| MacPhisto #2 | 51 | 6 | Butterscotch, Strawberry, Linalool, Nuttiness, Apricot (2) | Astonishing | unknown | <10 | unknown | unknown | unknown |
| mishmish #18 (typo in name) | 52 | 8 | Tree Fruit, Pungency, Butterscotch, Linalool, Chocolate (2) | Astonishing | 0% | 5.3 | 0.0 | 0.4 | white |
| mishmosh #1 | 51 | 6 | Grapefruit, Burnt Toast, Soy Sauce, Linalool (3) | Spectacular | 0% | 10+ | 0 | <1 | white |
| mishmosh #2 | 51 | 19 | Grapefruit, Burnt Toast, Chocolate, Linalool (2) | Stupendous | 0% | <10 | 0 | <1 | white |
| mishmosh #3 | 51 | 4 | Grapefruit, Asparagus, Burnt Toast (2) | Spectacular | 0% | 10+ | 0 | <1 | white |
| mishmosh #4 | 51 | 8 | Grapefruit, Butterscotch, Linalool, Burnt Toast(2) | Astonishing | 0% | <10 | 0 | <1 | white |
| mishmosh #5 | 51 | 8 | Stemmy, Butterscotch, Burnt Toast, Buteric Acid(2) | Spectacular | 0% | 29.4 | 0.0 | 0.3 | white |
| mishmosh #6 | 51 | 4 | Bell Pepper, Ethanol, Stemmy, Peach (2) | Astonishing | 0% | 14.5 | 0.0 | 0.1 | rose |
| mishmosh #7 | 52 | 7 | Freshness (1) | Astonishing | 0% | 3.3 | 0.0 | 0.2 | white |
| mishmosh #7 (whoops) | 54 | 13 | Pungency (0) | Stupendous | 13.0% | 3.5 | 0.2 | 0.3 | white |
| mishmosh #9 | 52 | 4 | Grapefruit, Buteric Acid (1) | Astonishing | 0% | 8.9 | 0.0 | 0.4 | white |
| mishmosh #10 | 52 | 8 | Tree Fruit, Pungency, Chocolate, Bell Pepper (2) | Stupendous | 0% | <10 | unknown | unknown | unknown |
| mishmosh #11 | 52 | 8 | Ethanol, Peach, Bell Pepper, Asparagus (1) | Luxury | 0% | 13.6 | 0.0 | 1.1 | white |
| mishmosh #12 | 52 | 9 | Bell Pepper, Peach, Butterscotch (1) | Astonishing | 0% | 7.4 | 0.0 | 0.7 | white |
| mishmosh #13 | 52 | 9 | Peach, Bell Pepper (1) | Graceful | 0% | 1.4 | 0.0 | 0.5 | white |
| mishmosh #14 | 52 | 10 | Ethanol, Peach (1) | Passable | 0% | 1.9 | 0.0 | 0.4 | white |
| mishmosh #15 | 52 | 9 | Ethanol, Peach, Asaparagus (1) | Luxury | 0% | 11.3 | 0.0 | 0.7 | white |
| mishmosh #16 | 52 | 9 | Ethanol, Peach, Butterscotch (1) | Stupendous | 0% | 14.1 | 0.0 | 0.7 | rose |
| mishmosh #17 | 52 | 12 | Ethanol, Peach, Butterscotch (1) | Luxury | 0.1% | 27.9 | 0.0 | 1.9 | rose |
| mishmosh #19 | 52 | 11 | Caramelization, Linalool (1) | Hint of char. | 0% | 2.7 | 0.0 | 0.3 | white |
| mishmosh #20 | 52 | 10 | Ethanol, Floral Notes, Mint, Butterscotch (1) | Stunning | 0% | 4.3 | 0.0 | 0.1 | white |
| mishmosh #21 | 52 | 11 | Ethanol, Linalool, Bell Pepper, Hazelnut (1) | Spectuacular | 0% | 5.2 | 0.0 | 0.3 | rose |
| mishmosh #22 | 52 | 8 | Ethanol, Linalool (1) | Passable | 0% | 2.5 | 0.0 | 0.5 | white |
| mishmosh #23 | 52 | 14 | Citrus Notes (1) | Hint of char. | 0% | 2.5 | 0.0 | 0.1 | white |
| mishmosh #24 | 53 | 9 | thin (0) | thin | 0% | <10 | unknown | unknown | unknown |
| mishmosh #25 | 53 | 5 | Ethanol, Grapefruit (0) | Stupendous | 0% | 33.9 | 0.0 | 1.2 | white |
| mishmosh #26 | 53 | 10 | thin (0) | thin | 0% | 3.3 | 0.0 | 0.2 | white |
| mishmosh #27 | 53 | 9 | thin (0) | thin | 0% | 9.3 | 0.0 | 0.1 | white |
| mishmosh #28 | 53 | 9 | thin (0) | thin | 0% | 15.1 | 0.0 | 0.2 | white |
| mishmosh #29 | 53 | 9 | thin (0) | thin | 0% | 20.4 | 0.0 | 0.3 | white |
| mishmosh #30 | 53 | 10 | thin (0) | thin | 0% | 21.6 | 0.0 | 0.7 | white |
| mishmosh #31 | 53 | 10 | thin (0) | thin | 0% | 18.2 | 0.0 | 0.5 | white |
| mishmosh #32 | 53 | 10 | thin (0) | thin | 0% | 3.4 | 0.0 | 0.2 | white |
| mishmosh #33 | 53 | 12 | thin (0) | thin | 0% | 6.4 | 0.0 | 0.2 | white |
| mishmosh #34 | 54 | 11 | thin (0) | thin | 0% | 8.0 | 0.0 | 0.3 | white |
Mihe Group Wines
| Name | Vintage | Stock | Flavors | Quality | Alc | RS | Tannin | Acid | Color |
| Mihe B Taste Test | 54 | 5 | Citrus Notes, Burnt Toast (3) | Historic | 0% | 38.8 | 0.0 | 2.1 | white |
| Mihe B #1 | 52 | 5 | Grapefruit (1) | Historic | 0% | 28.6 | 0.0 | 2.5 | red |
| Mihe B #2 | 55 | 8 | Citrus Notes (0) | Stupendous | 13.0% | 23.8 | 1.2 | 2.5 | white |
| Mihe C Taste Test | 55 | 6 | Mint, Chocolate (2) | Historic | 0% | 16.0 | 0.0 | 1.6 | white |
| Mihe D Taste Test | 55 | 4 | Mint, Chocolate, Grapefruit (2) | Historic | 0% | 17.6 | 0.0 | 2.1 | white |
| Mihe E Taste Test | 55 | 7 | Citrus Notes (2) | Stunning | 0% | 10+ | unknown | unknown | unknown |
| Mihe F Taste Test | 55 | 6 | Bell Pepper (2) | Monumental | 0% | 35.5 | 0.0 | 2.3 | white |
| Mihe G Taste Test | 55 | 3 | Burnt Toast (2) | Graceful | 0% | 36.8 | 0.0 | 1.7 | white |
| Mihe H Taste Test | 55 | 6 | Linalool, Burnt Toast (2) | Stupendous | 0% | 22.0 | 0.0 | 1.9 | white |
| Mihe I Taste Test | 55 | 4 | Coffee (2) | Luxury | 0% | 20.8 | 0.0 | 1.5 | white |
| Mihe J Taste Test | 55 | 4 | Freshness, Chocolate (2) | Historic | 0% | 27.0 | 0.0 | 1.0 | white |
| Mihe K Taste Test | 55 | 3 | Stemmy, Mint, Chocolate (2) | Monumental | 0% | 34.5 | 0.0 | 0.7 | white |
| Mihe L Taste Test | 55 | 7 | Stemmy, Burnt Toast (2) | Historic | 0% | 50.9 | 0.0 | 1.4 | white |
| Mihe M Taste Test | 55 | 5 | Asparagus, Strawberry (2) | Monumental | 0% | 22.7 | 0.0 | 1.1 | white |
| Mihe N Taste Test | 55 | 4 | Vegetables, Asparagus, Hazelnut, Chocolate (2) | Historic | 0% | 24.6 | 0.0 | 1.9 | dark red |
| Mihe O Taste Test | 55 | 7 | Lactic Acid (2) | Stupendous | 0% | 8.2 | 0.0 | 2.0 | white |
| Mihe P Taste Test | 55 | 4 | Burnt Toast, Fruit (2) | Luxury | 0% | 19.8 | 0.0 | 1.5 | white |
| Mihe Q Taste Test | 55 | 6 | Raspberry, Butterscotch, Burnt Toast (2) | Grandchildren | 0% | 39.1 | 0.0 | 1.8 | white |
| Mihe R Taste Test | 55 | 6 | Burnt Toast, Ethanol, Butterscotch (2) | Stupendous | 0% | 37.8 | 0.0 | 1.4 | white |
| Mihe S Taste Test | 55 | 6 | Ethanol, Peach (2) | Luxury | 0% | 17.5 | 0.0 | 1.6 | white |
| Mihe T Taste Test | 55 | 7 | Asparagus, Caramelization (2) | Historic | 0% | 43.4 | 0.0 | 2.0 | red |
| Mihe U Taste Test | 54 | 6 | Cooked Notes, Butterscotch (3) | Historic | 0% | 40.5 | 0.0 | 2.4 | white |
| Mihe V Taste Test | 55 | 6 | Asparagus, Butterscotch, Hazelnut (2) | Monumental | 0% | 21.0 | 0.0 | 1.9 | white |
| Mihe W Taste Test | 55 | 6 | Ethanol (2) | Monumental | 0.1% | 39.8 | 0.0 | 2.3 | white |
| Mihe X Taste Test | 54 | 4 | Butterscotch, Burnt Toast, Ethanol (3) | Monumental | 0% | 10+ | unknown | unknown | unknown |
Animal House Group Wines
| Name | Vintage | Stock | Flavors | Quality | Alc | RS | Tannin | Acid | Color |