Diary and Notes of The Fluffy But Evil One
Month One
Today it seems an unfortunate accident befell our Pharaoh... (see below for photographic evidence)
Month Two
Making a start on my evil lair, I shall train attack beetles and set them upon all intruders...
Attack Beetles (Slightly Evil)
I have also discovered the hobby of evil cooking!
Cooking (Evil Recipes)
Of course, with my Evil plan (did I mention I am trying to take Over EGYPT! Mwaha, "Mwahaha, MwahahahaHAHHAHA!") involving working how how herbs spawn and if shrooms have an ecology link, I shall probably have to hire minions.
Herb Spawn Data (Evil of course!)
Month Three
Lost track of time, it seems that living underground has affected my mind in more ways than one...
Current Evil Plans
I have recently developed an appreciation for fine wines (preferably with just a faint aroma of evil). For this end I have invaded a reasonably large area of Central Khartoum and taken the opportunity to position strategic vineyards around the area for my testing. This has so far gone disappointingly unnoticed, though I did suspect that the recent sheep flock was suitably nervous and cowed before they ran away...
Viticulture